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No Sex Please: It's Christmas!
Producers and directors looking for a twist to their holiday programming will love producing this high-energy farce set in a house gone haywire.
This hilarious holiday stage play is an ideal choice for community theatres, dinner theatres and audiences looking for festive entertainment, big laughs and a joyful escape from the holiday chaos. It will have everyone ho-ho-ho-ing right through the final curtain!
If your audience is a fan of the film Home Alone, then No Sex Please: It’s Christmas is the holiday play for you.
2 Acts / 4-5M / 3F / 2hrs+ Int. / Present Day / Location: The house of the future / Recommended for audiences 13+
"Its many twists and turns make [this play] a classic farce, which is sure to bring a smile." The Citizen, Clearwater, FL
Synopsis
It’s the holidays, and desperate developer Mr. Broadbent is determined to unload his glitch-ridden “House of the Future” on an unsuspecting couple. He has decked the halls, hired a gourmet chef and prepared every conceivable sales pitch. What could possibly go wrong? Apparently, everything.
Broadbent’s sales team, Casey and Ben, pose as the happily married couple renting the house, while handyman Ed Cott is forced to put on a dress and become “Nanny Turcotte” to help save the sale. When a winter storm strands Casey’s future father-in-law, Mr. Brooks, hired chef Sue must switch identities so quickly that even she may not remember who she is—or what she is supposed to be cooking.
As Mr. Brooks becomes increasingly infatuated with the mysterious nanny, the house’s futuristic gadgets malfunction faster than holiday shoppers chasing a last-minute bargain. Can the spirit of Christmas rescue the sale, or will Broadbent’s perfect holiday weekend collapse like a badly assembled artificial tree?
No Sex Please: It’s Christmas! is a fast-paced Christmas comedy filled with mistaken identities, outrageous disguises, malfunctioning technology and nonstop farcical action.
