Sandy Toes & Salty Kisses
A breezy destination-wedding farce for community and dinner theatres looking for flexible casting, fast-paced comedy, and a sunny audience escape.
If your audience enjoys the wedding-day chaos of Father of the Bride and the sunny escape of Mamma Mia!, this beachside farce is ready to walk down the aisle.
2 Acts / 2-3M/4F / 2hrs+Int. / Present Day / Beach Hotel
“Solid, light-hearted fun!” - The Column, TX
Synopsis
At Lovers’ Landing Beach Hotel, the palm trees are swaying, the waves are sparkling, and one destination wedding is about to drift hilariously off course.
When guests arrive for a tropical beach wedding, it should be all romance, champagne, and picture-perfect vows. Instead, this sunny farce dives headfirst into mistaken identities, meddling relatives, fast-paced mix-ups, and the most wonderfully inept wedding planner ever to clutch a clipboard.
At the center of the chaos is Madame Coco, the hotel’s charismatic wedding planner, who must somehow keep the babied bride, the gullible groom, and one very meddlesome mother moving toward the altar. Unfortunately, love is not the only thing in the air. So are secrets, assumptions, romantic confusion, and enough wedding-day panic to make even the seagulls reconsider their life choices.
Sandy Toes & Salty Kisses is a light-hearted, audience-friendly comedy for community theatres, dinner theatres, and companies looking for a flexible-cast farce with a bright tropical setting. With witty banter, physical comedy, beachside romance, and a single beach hotel location, this destination-wedding comedy offers theatres a joyful, producible escape — and gives audiences the next best thing to a vacation: two hours of laughter, sunshine, and beautifully ridiculous wedding chaos.






